left-baffled

The feeling a normal person feels after debating with anti-fa.

Chad: Hey you alright man? You looking proper cofused after "speaking" with those angry dudes wearing black masks in the park.

Chad2: Yeah man, I totally left-baffled

by Nullendpoint June 10, 2019

Tube buffet

putting and eating food out of a freshly cleaned ass

Dude I tube buffeted my doctor yesterday

by Burner Boi May 6, 2020

Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.

Delicious!!
"Nothing tops ghetto buffet"

by Ben 55 November 18, 2020

Crab buffet

When a female with crabs spreads her legs and you proceed to tear at her vagina

Last night I had crab buffet. Friend-nice. Where? Cassies bedroom

by Fjxgoxgidyditxtixtdit January 17, 2021

Hillbilly buffet

When u eat the pussy from the back and she grabs your beard from the front and pulls you in

I was five minutes into hillbilly buffet,when she squirted on my face

by Renegade rebel March 24, 2021

Cellular Buffer

Briefly: A term used whenever a outage effects cellular towers, making cellular data really slow.

Joe: Why is my phone data really slow?
Bob: It's a Cellular Buffer

by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021

Warren Buffetted

Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.

I stay outta da stock market at all costs, so dat I don't risk feeling Warren Buffetted.

by QuacksO January 24, 2022