blumpkin

gettin a blowjob while takin a shit on the can
variations: kumpkin trumpkin

tht goddamn whore charges extra for blumpkin if ya shit rlly stanks

by cawlahmawtee/bambee/loya May 28, 2009

Blumpkin

To take a shit, while being given head.

Blumpkin.

by lucy6505 October 23, 2008

Russian Blumpkin

When you sit on a crouching girl (or guys) face. And she (he) licks your asshole while giving you a reach around hand job.

"Dude, me and like 20 friends just stood in line for an hour to get a russian blumpkin."

by Lusk1993 February 21, 2010

velveteen blumpkin

A combination of the VELVETEEN RUB /// Getting a blow job from a woman or man who has removed a full set of dentures. A toothless blow job. And a BLUMPKIN /// Receiving oral sex while taking a shit.

see also: crumpkin

also see my favorite ;) Blumpkin pie

As the old man sat down to take a shit,the old broad popped out her dentures and said what the hell I might as well earn my keep, and suck his nasty,wrinkled, shriveled, pale old cock while he takes his morning dump.it's been a few years since I performed the old VELVETEEN BLUMPKIN, she thought to herself.

by stogie66 October 23, 2009

blumpkinstein

a term of friendship between two males who enjoy the thought of blumpkins.

yo blumpkinstein whats goin on tonite?

by blumpkinstein71 April 12, 2009

blumpkin hat

to have a blumpkin performed and then proceed to dip your partners head in the toilet(aka a swirly)

yo dude i gave carrie the nastiest blumpkin hat last night!

by gfn March 16, 2009

Blumpkin

When a man is on the toilet and a woman sucks his penis.

I love me a blumpkin

by Musically Dabs February 7, 2017