Barren Womb

What a woman would have after having an abortion!

Those nasty Abortion supporting woman will forever have Barren Wombs.

by Concerned Parent October 28, 2020

Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

barrel

oil burning pipe; crystal meth

Do u got a barrel?; Lets smoke sum barrel

by inland empire spinners April 10, 2009

barred out

When someone is sick of or had too much of barred, had all they can take or tolerate.

'Man I'm all barred out, turn it off.'

'After that night I was all barred out.'

by TheOneandOnlyRealTT April 17, 2006

double barrel

To take a drink through two straws- preferably using a straw designated to your drink-mate.

Ellen: (Begins to sip through both straws)
Joel: Ah, double barrel!

by Ellen of Bad News March 12, 2006

bartlett

An academically disabled individual that is most always short in stature, being larger than a midget, yet shorter than the average human being.

I'm driving to work this morning and a fucking bartlett cuts me off. It could hardly see over the dash board.

by Willis Shepherd October 18, 2008

in the barrel

A popular passtime for Northerners during the late 19th Centuary.
A barrel would be placed in a public place with a selection of holes in it at different heights. The contents of the barrel would normally be a petty criminal who would have to spend a period of time "in the barrel".
Local men would visit the barrel and insert their manhoods into the holes of the barrel until the petty criminal had performed an oral sex act on them.

Judge - "Mr Lock you have been found guilty of the theft of a loaf of bread, do you have anything further to say?"

Mr Lock "Eh up t'honour I was jost a bit t'hungry"

Judge "that is no excuse! Guards take him forth from here and place him IN THE BARREL for 7 days and nights"

by TheDogboy February 27, 2008