Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.
by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010
A weed-induced panic attack.
by ShuShuShuHulia November 08, 2016
When a gay faggot flashes his ass and sits on ur face. If the person is not gay then it is called a face sitting.
by Phatfatnibbas March 19, 2017
the act of faking a heart attack (or other serious health problem) to make an excuse to get out of watching the horrible movie, Paul Blart: Mall Cop
1:Dude, i hear james had a heart attack!!
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
2:nawwww, he just faked it so he didnt have to watch that stupid movie, it was a Blart Attack
by Captain Planet Jr February 28, 2011
A state of temporary narcissistic hysteria wherein a person who is preparing for a night out in drag tears apart their apartment while looking for the perfect outfit and/or related accessories.
Whilst in the throes of a massive Drag Attack the spinning Tranny shrieked with frantic, eye makeup running frustration when a seventh rifling of her wardrobe failed to produce the missing suede hot pants she desperately needed for the annual 70's retrospective.
by Bobby Withit October 03, 2010
when some is shouting about something they are having a fanny attck. or if they are getting over excited.
karina: sammi this is not on you put too much vodka in my drink, are you crazy??
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!
Sammi: jezzz karina, calm down, dont have a fanny attack!!
by poppopcorn December 05, 2013
when someone writes embarassing or disparaging commentary on ones public wall on facebook.com or similar social networking sites
"oh snap, I gotta run home to make sure there was no wall attack on me this morning while I was out!"
by carlos514 October 07, 2007