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The Rotten Apple

The Rotten Apple is were you cut up a apple and leave it in a girls vagina for 3 weeks so it gets nice and rotten. Then you eat her out and eat the rotten apples out of her coochie. Hence the name "rotten apple"
Hey Bill!
What did you do last night Jim?
Oh I gave Sally "The Rotten Apple"
It Was Gross!
but she wanted me to.
by MINNIAPOLIS GOON612 February 25, 2009
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Apple Head

When you gift your significant other an apple product, and they give you the best head of your life.
“I just got my got my girl a MacBook Air” oh you goin get that apple head!”
by not a racist i promise March 2, 2020
mugGet the Apple Headmug.

Apple Bomb

v. The act of opening finder on a MAC computer/laptop, selecting the applications folder, then:

1. Holding "command" followed by "A" selecting all applications in the folder.

2. Holding "command" followed by "O" opening all selected applications.

(continued holding of "control-O" is not necessary, but produces more devastating effects)
John's laptop was exposed, so i Apple Bombed him for annoying me yesterday.
by SyknEss 1 January 11, 2011
mugGet the Apple Bombmug.

apple crumble

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.
I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!
by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014
mugGet the apple crumblemug.

Apple Sauce

The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
by Drake1701 February 11, 2010
mugGet the Apple Saucemug.

apple computer

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.
by Alexa July 2, 2003
mugGet the apple computermug.

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