utan

the only way to suck up water with your anus

me:watch this guys

friends: ok i watching
me: slurp
friends: are you sucking water with your anus?
me: yes, its my new trick

friends: what the hell man
me: im utan (ing)

by Graham choi August 23, 2011

utah

I live here hate it! Don't ever move here if you have any belief in being DIFFERENT! The school system sucks ass! You can't be considered a normal human being if you have tatoos, piercings, colored hair (funny story I had hot pink hair and got accused of shoplifting) etc...

Perosn: Where are you from?
Me: Utah
Person: Are you a Mormon?
Me: Why is it that just cuase I'm from Utah that automatically makes me a Mormon?
Person: Sorry.
Me: No you're not! You close minded arraogant asshole!

by furit loops I'm a raver December 19, 2006

utterlytarded

Something that is so retarded that it's utterly retarded and, being that you're a (wo)man of the business world on the fast track to awesomeness, you don't have time to be saying both "ly" and "re" so you just eliminate the latter like this and it's really sweet.

Variations: totallytarded, completelytarded, etc.

SMART KID: That movie's plot was utterlytarded.
OTHER KID: I enjoyed the film, Pan's Labyrinth.
SMART KID: Well, you're unbelievablytarded.

by Joe with the face March 10, 2007

Utah Mud Slam

during the part of anal sex, if a the women was constipated and she lost control of her bouls, leaving shit everywhere, the man proceeds to catch the feces in his hand and slaps her in the face with her own poop. resulting in the famous Utah Mud Slam.

while burt was ass pwning janice, janice warned burt that she was constipated, and that have anal sex might loosen up all the junk in her trunk. so burt tells her he has it covered, while he finishes in her ass, he pulls out quickly. janice looses all control of her sphincter, and bouls. burt then catches her poop in his hand, and in one good motion, he gives janice one good slap across the face resulting in a Utah Mud Slam.

by SCullaryCHarge April 13, 2010

Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

Utibe

An Utibe is a person that doesn’t really care about anything, he’s a very chill person. Utibe’s will do anything to see the people around them happy. Utibe’s act dumb but are really smart they jus do unnecessary things. Utibe’s know how ho dress they always like to stand out and look very flashy. Utibe’s can sometimes be cute but their attitude makes them ugly. Utibe’s also can find feelings deep inside of them for a certain person. They don’t trust anyone because of how many times they got their heart broken, Utibe’s are those type of niggas to get their heart broken and do females dirty till the day they die. But other than that Utibe’s are very smart, intelligent, heartless human beings.

utibe over there broke a girls heart.
“Dang bro”

by Beastboy24 November 25, 2018

Uteran Fat

The area of a woman's body that is below her navel but above her crotch. This area becomes extremely pronouced when wearing ill fitting, high wasted jeans or pants. Most prounced when wearing a tighting fitting pair of pants which taper at the hips.

My elementry school teacher always wore the worst jeans that exposed her excess of uteran fat.

by lesserbrain May 13, 2005