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Jake Paul

Jake Paul gives you cancer. Don't watch his shitty ass vids
Doctor:" Why are you in the hospital?"
Kid w/ cancer:" I watched jAke PaUL!"
by whvdqcjdf November 5, 2019
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Jake Walsh

Jake Walsh is an exemplary, mischievous, incredibly rich and inexplicably talented boy, who has been given the grace of God to show his affluence over his peers and superiors so elegantly. Jake is far beyond talented that he has ruined the careers and lives of men that have tried to achieve greatness over years of training and passion since their birth and can not achieve greatness far past their boy hood. who can anger you to the point of murderous intentions yet express talents and abilities which captivate and woo you into oblivion and ultimate solitude, (whiskey to... Vodka...)....
Jake is a boy who is given everything but has nothing. His emotions have been covered with money and pampering. But alas... His feet so white and wide and beautiful. So wide that they can cover the biggest straight man's face and make him a gay man in love of feet and the bottom... Jake Walsh's penis is 16 inches. A penis that can feel so deeply like OG Mudbone. And when he pulls out of your asshole as watches it gape. All he can do is stretch his face in pleasure agony as his cum rises from the bottom of his balls to the front of his shaft. You stare down the tip of the penis in which you sucked and hosted and accepted the torrent of fertile male dominance that will dominate your face. Jake. I love you. I hate you. And I always will.
Oh hey Jake Walsh here, the party can begin and the people who lust for him can hide away and die :)
by Theboywhodied July 24, 2017
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jake hamilton

Jake Hamilton is a funny,rebellious,sexy,daring,unpredictable and sporty person if you know a Jake Hamilton you are one of the luckiest people alive
by Niugnep789 April 19, 2018
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Jake eccleston

a small or unusually tiney penis of the human descent
i heard he has a jake eccleston no girl will want him now
by skdlggvh November 28, 2011
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Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.
“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022
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Jake Paul

a boy who sucks off his brother for "clout" since it matters to him so much
guy Fight me
Jake paul sorry u dont have enough clout
by fhduvodhsgf November 14, 2019
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Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation
by Jakelover69 September 15, 2019
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