Techopium

An addiction to the false hope of unproven technology

Business went as usual, fueled by techopium, despite the impending disaster.

by DanubePM May 3, 2021

techoeblade

A hoe who kills orphans for a living but a orphan himself

SUScribe to techoeblad

This may or may not be a joke techoeblade

by Naiko<3 February 7, 2022

techoid

Techbro, but worse. The techoid is often found coding, or thinking about retiring early. The techoid finds no interest in interacting with humanity at large, often confining themselves in very shiny gold handcuffs. Generally wealthy, but also skimpy. Airpods Pro, Allbirds and Patagonia vests are part of their general attire.

Look at techoid bitching about paying too much tax.

by ninja_crow June 28, 2022

Techoligarch

noun
1.
a ruler as in Technological oligarchy.
2.
a very rich Technological leader with a great deal of political influence (particularly with reference to individuals who benefited from the privatization of state-run industries after the collapse of the Soviet Union).
"it seems more than a coincidence that former employees, advisors, and allies of the billionaire oligarch have been parachuted into such positions"

Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Jack Ma, Mukesh Ambani, Putin, are Techoligarchs

by ghostdog72 April 28, 2023

Tech gals

Question: where did all this beef come from?
can't all of you chill we got two years left. Can't we all just get along, and for F**k sake if you have an issuse address it dont bitch

by Dominique Tech gal and proud October 2, 2003

Techeno

Recognize the 'e'. Also spelled "Tekkeno". A term used to identify Tekken-style techno music.

I like to drink a BooKoo, put on some Techeno, and kick somebody's ass.

by Hand Hanzo April 24, 2005

Techdude

A person of many skills including and especially pertaining to technology IE: computers. Someone certainly smarter than a philologist. And knows what a motor and an engine are

This darn computer crapped out again. Call the Techdude.

by Mr. rekcaH December 14, 2008