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Techoligarch 

noun
1.
a ruler as in Technological oligarchy.
2.
a very rich Technological leader with a great deal of political influence (particularly with reference to individuals who benefited from the privatization of state-run industries after the collapse of the Soviet Union).
"it seems more than a coincidence that former employees, advisors, and allies of the billionaire oligarch have been parachuted into such positions"
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Jack Ma, Mukesh Ambani, Putin, are Techoligarchs
Techoligarch by ghostdog72 April 28, 2023
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technoligarchy 

The few powerful companies that control how the general public uses technology due to their near monopoly on the market that produces it.
I had to get all new cords for my phone this time- fuck the technoligarchy!
technoligarchy by bumblebex March 30, 2022

techbroligarch 

An extremely wealthy man who works in the tech industry, and is often found in Silicon Valley. He stands out for his lack of any social skills and excessive self-assurance. he wields considerable power, influence, and wealth, which he amassed through exploitative and unethical business practices. Typically, his career is kick-started using venture capital funding provided by fellow techbroligarchs. He dedicates his enormous wealth and time to subverting American democracy, weakening public institutions, and shilling for genocidal regimes like the russia.
Did you hear about that techbroligarch who is donating $45M a month to the Trump campaign to get the bloated pumpkin elected?

Techbroligarch

an oligarchic misogynistic man who thinks he is relatable and cool but is actually destroying socialization and civilization by abusing power, selling private data, and creating a monopoly over social media, technology and creating an unbalanced unsustainable harmful manufactured environment (i.e fark vuckerburg)
“so many issues with social media and technology stem from techbroligarchy.”

“techbroligarchs buy popular social media platforms and destroy the fun in it and use it for surveillance, screw techbroligarchs.”
Techbroligarch by uranuspain May 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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