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Techbro, but worse. The techoid is often found coding, or thinking about retiring early. The techoid finds no interest in interacting with humanity at large, often confining themselves in very shiny gold handcuffs. Generally wealthy, but also skimpy. Airpods Pro, Allbirds and Patagonia vests are part of their general attire.
Look at techoid bitching about paying too much tax.
techoid by ninja_crow June 28, 2022
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Technoid 

An enthusiast of robots and humanoid machines. A similar fascination for robots to that of a furries' fascination of anthropomorphic animals.
That guy has a robot for his online avatar. He's probably a technoid.
Technoid by Zelagero May 20, 2019

Techzoid 

A Techzoid is a sub-species of the human race that is highly toxic, and are known for carrying people in Fortnite and Overwatch. They are also a chunk of turd.
"Hey, we have a Techzoid in our team, We gonna get dat Victory Royale!

technidiot 

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
technidiot by lsc9x August 22, 2011

techoldogy 

Technology that was really cool, 20 years or more ago.
Tech-old-ogy
Hey, that AccuCobol compiler is the schizz of Techoldogy!
techoldogy by TigTheRed July 20, 2007

techidiot 

You can't find a better person than this.
I am lucky to have a techidiot like you
techidiot by brew8858 May 24, 2017

technoid 

some dude who's obsessed with electronics and never stops talking about it, which would really drive someone up the wall, cause it so annoying. He/she is usually fat,lazy,pretty-stupid,obnoxious,a person who brags,and someone like my Dad. (which tons of you don't know)
fat ass: Gee star trek is so cool, I have every part of it on DvD!

person: will you shut up, you stupid-ass technoid!
technoid by pimpmaster25 November 15, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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