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Techbro, but worse. The techoid is often found coding, or thinking about retiring early. The techoid finds no interest in interacting with humanity at large, often confining themselves in very shiny gold handcuffs. Generally wealthy, but also skimpy. Airpods Pro, Allbirds and Patagonia vests are part of their general attire.
Look at techoid bitching about paying too much tax.
techoid by ninja_crow June 28, 2022
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Technoid 

An enthusiast of robots and humanoid machines. A similar fascination for robots to that of a furries' fascination of anthropomorphic animals.
That guy has a robot for his online avatar. He's probably a technoid.
Technoid by Zelagero May 20, 2019

Techzoid 

A Techzoid is a sub-species of the human race that is highly toxic, and are known for carrying people in Fortnite and Overwatch. They are also a chunk of turd.
"Hey, we have a Techzoid in our team, We gonna get dat Victory Royale!

technidiot 

Contraction of the words "technology" + "idiot".

Any person who is either stubbornly and willfully ignorant about electronics and computers, or who is genuinely too stupid to understand electronics, computers, or related concepts.
John: "How come I never got that e-mail from your mom?"
Steve: "She doesn't know how to do e-mail."
John: "Are you serious?"
Steve: "Yeah, she's a real technidiot, if you know what I mean."
technidiot by lsc9x August 22, 2011

techoldogy 

Technology that was really cool, 20 years or more ago.
Tech-old-ogy
Hey, that AccuCobol compiler is the schizz of Techoldogy!
techoldogy by TigTheRed July 20, 2007

techidiot 

You can't find a better person than this.
I am lucky to have a techidiot like you
techidiot by brew8858 May 24, 2017

technoid 

some dude who's obsessed with electronics and never stops talking about it, which would really drive someone up the wall, cause it so annoying. He/she is usually fat,lazy,pretty-stupid,obnoxious,a person who brags,and someone like my Dad. (which tons of you don't know)
fat ass: Gee star trek is so cool, I have every part of it on DvD!

person: will you shut up, you stupid-ass technoid!
technoid by pimpmaster25 November 15, 2007
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

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3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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