Showeritis

The drowsy feeling you get after taking a long shower in the middle of the day.

After taking his four o'clock shower, Andrew could feel the showeritis setting in and it took all his effort just to collapse in bed for a nap.

by bluepanda October 26, 2014

shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.

Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision

by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015

shower glue

When you ejaculate in the shower, and the hot water and semen mix to create a extremely sticky glue substance that will not fuck off

"I can't get this shower glue off my thumb, I never should've choked the chicken in the tub this morning."

by Shower glue February 29, 2016

snoner

A large penis made in the snow the size of a snowman.

Check out that huge snoner we made in the front yard.

by M3rkin March 24, 2016

shower run

When a major rainstorm outside prompts a well deserved shower run. Consists of one lathering soap onto themselves and then putting on swimwear. Said person goes outside and runs in the rain rendering them clean once returning home.

This rainstorm coming in should be strong enough to get in a nice shower run before work.

by Mr. John Chu February 17, 2017

Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves

"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"

by Mali656 December 1, 2017

Showerslam

To chug an entire bottle (750 ml) in the shower. Could be partaken individually but suggested to be taken with someone else.

Suggested bottle: wine

Hailey: What are you up to?

Jane: About to showerslam a bottle real quick, then going to dinner.

by fugazzi21 September 23, 2018