Short Kings

They are below 5’5 but are packing a whol third leg down in their pp area.

Ima short kings trust.

by Elben Lord October 10, 2022

National Throw Short People Day

OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag

them, or do anything to them because they're short!

Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...

you better hide.

Girl1: hey it’s October 24th :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t

by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020

Short

When used in the context of dubbing someone as such, shall really mean "Penis" in a complementary fashion. For Example: "You are Short", really means "You have a large penis". Those using this phrase usually cannot stop thinking about penis, and should be treated as such.

Commonly used by Saint Thomasians.

A: "You sir, are short"
B: "Why thank you, and I must say your obsession over penis is making me uncomfortable.

by Sir Zesty Toucan November 1, 2010

short

(noun) - a small portion of a cigarette, maybe a few deuces

Yo, lemme get a short.

by youngbull July 1, 2005

short bus

1) An individual whose sexual performance does not meet desired time length standards
2) In fact, reaches minimal time length standards
3) Like, you leave asking questions like, "No seriously, are we done?"

*Note* Does not necessarily imply that the size of the male in question is not satisfactory. A short bus can be big, but it's still short.

1. "Hey dude, how was the ride on the short bus?" "Short."

2. "Did you take a ride on the short bus?" "Yeah, it already came and left."

3. "Hey so I was thinking about banging this guy" "No dude, you do not want to take a ride on THAT short bus."

by ASK.UVIC January 21, 2011

short stack

Also a term for an individual, particualrly a man, of short stature. Insult

Sam: "Yo whats up short stack?"
Gary Coleman: "What u talkin about"

by friarsams April 20, 2005

Short Fat Faggot

Someone who is short, fat and acts like an asshole.
From personal experience they usually think they have some sort of power and are generally slow. (See chav)

Short Fat Faggot: Hey, what the fuck are you fuckers looking at?
People: A short fat faggot.
SFF: I'll get my crew to bang you out, mate!
People: Your loner crew of other short fat faggots?
SFF: Yeah?... Wait, fuck you!

by PotHeadJesus October 15, 2009