Swingers adjacent

When you're willing to swing with only one other couple.

We are swingers adjacent, we only have sex occasionally with another couple

by Anabananaish July 3, 2025

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sminge

the area between your genitals and your thighs, notably where your balls gets stuck in sticky weather

Damn boss, my balls are stuck in my sminge again

You can touch my inner thigh, but don't go up into my sminge

by DJ lil shit August 27, 2025

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skingenius

Really clever at either swindling people out of their money or convincing fellow humans to get naked for you.

Some infamous smooth-talkers have been "skingenius" in both senses --- i.e., they flimflammed unsuspecting individuals into both "dropping their drawers" AND giving them assets-access!

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

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Da infamous "turning straw into gold" conjurer was indeed an amazing "spingenius", but he also put a cruelly-opportunistic "spin" on da bargain dat he made wif da girl in question --- he acted like her giving him her first-born child would not be all dat big a deal to her, but in reality it turned out to be an absolutely devastating prospect. I never was totally comfy wif his not actually being given da promised child, though --- I mean, he held up his end of da bargain by spinning all of da hay into gold, so common honesty and morality dictates dat he should have been at least granted some consideration in dat regard. I mean, if he truly desired to be a father-figure out of loneliness or whatever, perhaps he could have babysat da new queen's child during periods when Her Majesty was otherwise occupied and thus couldn't care for said youngster on her own, and maybe even been said child's tutor or "caring uncle" figure; dat way, da queen could still have retained her child to raise herself, but her savior-wizard could also have gleaned enjoyment and satisfaction from being a part of said child's life.

by QuacksO October 14, 2025

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