Scratchy Bum-Hole

When you don't cut your nails for a week and scratch deep in your butthole so that you get brown under your fingernails.

Bro, my fingernails are so dirty because I just scratchy bum-hole'd myself.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Scratcher

Someone who does not have a stable place to live nor does this person have a job because they are constantly getting kicked out of their home or fired from their job. A scratcher is always roaming the neighborhood searching for opportunistic crimes. They will steal your bike, burglarize your car, trespass and pee in your bushes.

This is the third time this year I have had this scratcher in my caseload.

by AVS12345 November 15, 2023

Scratching my balls

When a man stand is either standing in place or taking a piss, they will use a technique known as the pinch and roll, self explanatory, and ease the itch of their balls. This can continue for seconds to minutes, some people even zone out.

A delightful activity that sadly only men can endure.

I stood there scratching my balls for 5 minutes in front of the toilet

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023

saratonia

If you have a friend called Saratonia, you're a lucky one. She may seem spoiled, but deep down, she has the sweetest soul. She may not be the best person to vent to, but if you are straightforward advice, you can go to her. Her parents might be one of the richest people in the city.

"Saratonia is one of the richest people in your school."

by viviisv_ November 23, 2023

Scratch-Off Winner

A term used when you're fingering a girl, flicking her bean, making everything work fast and hard enough, and then she squirts and convulses. It's like winning a lottery scratch-off ticket—not a big win, but enough to keep playing the game.

Nick: Hey Bill, you get with Dirty Suzie last night?
Bill: Let's just say when I was fingering her, she must have felt like I had a Kennedy Half-Dollar on me as she made me a Scratch-Off Winner. She melted off the couch after two minutes. Smell my fingers (Bill thrusts his fingers onto Nick's nasal area mockingly).
Nick (awkwardly smelling Bill's fingers): Damn....Let me lick that shit!

by Studs Lonigan III December 5, 2024

Scrat

A feeling of frustration derived from dissatisfaction or a mild, unsoothable irritance.

"I have an itch that I can't scratch, it's giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023

Scrat

A sense of frustration derived from the inability to sooth a mild irritation.

"This itch under my skin is giving me scrat."

by Ply Wood Cereal December 24, 2023