A slang term(most prominently in Leeds/West Yorkshire) for the recreational drug MCAT aka 'Mephedrone' - Originally a legal(yet VERY potent) high, which first started appearing in the UK around 2008, but by April 2010 it had become classified as an illegal substance in the UK. Other names for scrat include Meow Meow, Bubble, M-Smack, or if you're from London 'drone'
The potency of Scrat has slowly declined over the years, however the smell it omits is very much as flavoursome as it was in the old days... sometimes a very stale 'pissy' kind of smell, that you got in the old fashioned public gents loos with yellow balls in the urinal! - never use your bank card when racking up a slug with your pals, as if the slightest molecule of Scrat gets in your purse or wallet then you can't get shut of the fucking pong and all your work colleagues and family will know you are a wreck head!
The potency of Scrat has slowly declined over the years, however the smell it omits is very much as flavoursome as it was in the old days... sometimes a very stale 'pissy' kind of smell, that you got in the old fashioned public gents loos with yellow balls in the urinal! - never use your bank card when racking up a slug with your pals, as if the slightest molecule of Scrat gets in your purse or wallet then you can't get shut of the fucking pong and all your work colleagues and family will know you are a wreck head!
1st guy: I don't get paid until the 29th so I can't afford any coke!
2nd guy: Why don't you buy an eighth of scrat?
2nd guy: Why don't you buy an eighth of scrat?
by Sprout Master Damo June 08, 2015
by Chaich February 11, 2004
1) a small person who shares certain characteristics of rodents, such as denning, hoarding, lurking, tweaky behavior and a lazy, apathetic attitude.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
2) an unidentifiable furry creature between 1 - 25lbs in weight and smaller than a breadbox.
3) a derogatory term for a portugese jew.
1) "Quit your scratting and come out of your fuckin' room!, Ericka!"
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
2) "Look at that fucking scrat! What the fuck is that?"
3) "Shut up, you fuckin' scrat."
by scratmastermoxie July 18, 2010
The Gooch, Or Taint...whichever you prefer, or it is the spot between the balls and the butthole of a male.
by TICKLE MY SCRAT January 13, 2006
A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.
A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 03, 2006
Person 1: Wow he's really hot I would do anything to go out with him
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
Person 2: by anything do you mean give him money because I'm telling you right now that the guy is a class A Scrat
by shitallthepseudonymsaretaken December 22, 2016
A war criminal that causes literally every fucking problem.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
Who is this man? You may recognize him from ice age. This mother fucker most likely caused World War II. For all we know he is Hitler.
If you need someone to blame for your divorce blame Scrat. You can also use him as excuse for committing arson, as well as killing a man.
Blame this stupid bitch.
Also this is legal because of how fucking ugly he is. Ew, what a gross bitch.
by Tiddysquisher69 June 30, 2020