Anal Richter Scale

a scale which determines how much seismic anal activity is going on, commonly found in laboratories on the anal fault lines in the Cinnamon Ring of Fire, which is a ring of anal volcanoes throughout the pacific. When the anal richter scale hits a 10.0, code red anal is apparent and people flee to save their assholes

Seismologist 1: Oh my god! We have code red anal, I repeat, code red anal! Evacuate Hawaii before a oop attackhits them with g forces of an anal nuclear H bomb!

Seisomolgist 2: AHHH! The poo! Hit the deck and plug your assholes! This could get messy!

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 6, 2004

Scapegoat

Lindsay Thomas.

"Luke Parker got off for that bump on Jarman Impey."

"Really? If that'd been Lindsay Thomas he'd have gone for a month. He's the definition of a scapegoat."

by Wayne Schimmelbusch June 5, 2018

Scafed

Past- tense of 'scafe', to smoke. Can be in regards to a finished cigarette, a dead joint, a cashed bowl, etc. Can be used in place of the word 'cashed' in many cases.

Yo dude, this bong bowl is totally scafed...

by Mike251 September 22, 2006

scampede

When a large number of scampy or skanky girls run together, typically towards a cliche female attraction or show themselves off in running wear.

"I was nearly crushed by a scampede at the Bon Jovi concert last night!"

by Waffledaffles September 2, 2009

Scaping

To take in a beautiful scenery or natural landscape. Usually in combination with getting high.

Tim and Bob went down to the lake to scape and chill today.

"Nah we aren't home. Me and bob went scaping today and won't be back for at least another blunt."

by Prince of Ghana November 29, 2015

scale of 1 to trump

The new way of determining how ridiculous something is.

On a scale of 1 to trump, how stupid was that idea?

by That Lego on the floor April 27, 2017

Scaler

An armchair specialists who lay under this misguided belief that they know more than experts in the field they enjoy discussing. Can vary from mildly to extremely annoying, often resorting to simplistic base insults when they either cannot prove their ideas or have their ideas disproven. Can also be referred to as paleoptologists.

Wow, this guy's arguing with an actual expert about the size of extinct animals. What a scaler.

by Manhole Man June 5, 2017