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Sausage Javelin

1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.
1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."
by Sausage Javelins April 4, 2010
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Chipolata sausage

Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages. Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA
for example ryan tanser has a chipolata sausage
by bitch972423344 July 27, 2010
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Making Sausage

The action of clasping someone's penis with both hands and twisting the skin in opposite directions.
Victim: She is a virgin so she ended up making sausage.
Friend: That's rough man.
by WadofMeat April 21, 2019
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Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.
My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
by TornHorse January 19, 2011
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man sausage

the gay mans term for a wiener
Like OMG I touched his man sausage last night. lemme tell you...it was HUGGGEEE
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Sausage Nips

a white man who has extremley large dark nipples. which resembles sausage slices
Wesley the wanna be athlete has huge Sausage Nips.
by burned by gabi May 22, 2009
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sausage fest

a shitty-ass party where there are no ladies. or any group where there is no ladies or they are ricockulous ly outnumbered. this could lead to bookaki
My dorm floor is such a sausage fest. (At least thats what the RA thinks)

6MIDDLE MARYCREST SAUSAGE FEST--the birthplace of hallway tennis
by UD Itallion Stallion October 8, 2002
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