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Stumpy Eskimo

A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.
by The WL December 11, 2017
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Stumple

A stumple is a small object stuck in the ground.
Juan: Ah! I just stubbed my toe on a stumple!
Martha: Aw, that sucks!
by MooMoo Mike January 3, 2018
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Stumper

A person born in or living in Wisconsin
The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.
by Puddle Pisser May 28, 2018
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Stumped Chump

That person, who is fully knowledgeable as a subject matter expert, is tested by outside sources with material so obscure it is generally retrieved & referenced through paralegal methodologies
The Journeyman took a test that contained questions from the most obscure & irrelevant qualification standards, it left him a stumped chump and quite butt hurt.
by JR Stump June 5, 2018
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Stumping

The act of hopping from one tree stump to another. Like a trampoline but for people who’s family was too poor to buy a trampoline
Person A: “did you ever have a trampoline growing up?”
Person B: “no, but I did a hell of a lot of stumping”
by Snaggletooth24 August 4, 2018
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Stumpgrinder

This stumpgrinder keeps humping my leg but I can't feel anything sticking out.
by Aahwoogah November 14, 2018
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