Sillious

1. the act of being seriously silly
2. the art of making something serious silly by brilliantly mocking it
3. being super serious about something silly, like politics.

see also: silliousness

"Funginears! Stop being so sillious!"
"Obama is just another political puppet, silliously!"

by kallisto concoctions 2011 December 27, 2011

Silent Partner

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.

I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.

by Orion1972 March 8, 2013

silicone birk

Mighty Boosh reference, futuristic birk, affectionate insult to someone acting silly.

"I havent got time to hang around with you two silicone birks, i'm splitting"

by Albinoturtle January 12, 2014

silly suck

When a girl is giving you oral sex and can't stop laugh at your small dick size

Laura started to suck my dick, but could not stop laughing at at the size and give me a silly suck

by yung taliban December 15, 2013

silk bandit

A bandit who wears an item of clothing made from silk to hide his face when burglarisingshops,banks,bookmakers

Oh dear hide behind this wall quick ! It would seem there's a bandit in town ."hang on he's got silk leggings round his face" ah yes it's the silk bandit .

by Baldegggeordie November 12, 2015

Silverdale Mom

A woman in her mid-thirties that resides in Silverdale, Washington. A silverdale mom has 3 to four children all of which play soccer. Her wardrobe consists of tight fitting workout clothes that all reveal her enlarged fupa. She shops at traders joes, visits the hair salon, and chats with friends at the local Starbucks on the daily. She owns an unreasonable number of Home Goods throw pillows and always stays up to date with Martha Stewart's latest seasonal DIY decorations.

" Hey Deb, you meeting with the girls at the Y later this afternoon?"

"Oh sorry Carrie not today! I have to pick up the boys from their soccer match and stop by Trader Joes to buy some all natural, vegan, no gmo, chicken tenders."

-excerpt from a Silverdale Mom convo

by RRDOG May 31, 2016

silky handjob

When a handjob is given with a hand(s) that is resembling silk, especially in being soft, fine, and lustrous. Often lubricant is used to achieve the silky sensation for the male. Considered to to be a premium handjob since there is low risk of chafing or penial discomfort that may occur with a more common dry handjob.

Since they couldn't have sex, Tamara decided to spring for some water based lube and gave Barry a silky handjob to make their anniversary celebration special.

by akellz December 8, 2016