date shield

When a female friend brings someone else along on a date in order to prevent any nookie.

Couldn't get on first base last night because she bought along her dog as a date shield.

by bill the cat August 11, 2008

nathanial patrick shields

faggot, homosexual

your a nathanial patrick shields. It means you like men.

by fdjafdhfa March 11, 2009

scitechian

one who is a closet homosexual or one is a blaint homosexual and one who would suck your dick not cause he is a homosexual but because hes that kinda guy

That scitechian is one fucked up nigga

by pimpedoutcadilac April 6, 2003

shitest

If something is the shit, its pretty awesome. So being the shitest, its the awesomest.
See Jacob Kiker.

Jacob Kiker is the shitest kid ever.

by his bestfriend meredith October 17, 2008

shitebags

Can be used in place of 'crap', 'shit', 'piss', 'dammit', or any other curse word as a means of placing emphasis and adding interest to an otherwise boring subject.

"Holy shitebags!"

"Ew, this is confusing the shitebags out of me."

"Oh shitebags! I forgot to wipe my arse again."

"What kind of shitebags is this?!"

"This car gets shitebags for mileage"

by Ursylla October 27, 2008

shibergoobermyer

Anthony's (Antonio's) wives name. :

a shibergoobermyer is a good-looking crazy, weird, person who is a wifee who has the cooleest name ever!!

by Mirandaa March 1, 2009

Hair Shield

When you use the smell of your hair to SHIELD you from a particularly nasty odor.

That guy's BO was so rank! HAIR SHIELD!

by TagTeammmm November 21, 2010