A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by slagging you behind your back.
by yoohoo May 07, 2003
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A biohazard tattoo directly above the ass crack of a closet homo who can't get any pussy 'cause they're always locked up in prison! Yup, that's why they are always violating parole; so they can get back in jail for some schweaty man love!
Bubba: I wuz gonna nail that little white bitch in the shower this morning, but that little fag has a biohazard tattoo on his crack. That mofo got aids now or is that just a date shield?
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
Chaz: Dude, you are calling HIM a fag? You are the one nailing a man in the ass. I believe that makes YOU the homo in this situation!
by 11-13 Buster July 17, 2008
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by bill the cat July 17, 2008
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