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Shafter

One really fucked up town with lot's of whores and webber's and one nazi that live by tila the whore.
by Bob November 12, 2003
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Shafting

Splitting your pants so badly that your dick falls out.
Bro, I think I just ripped my pants. Dude, you're totally shafting right now!
by Ferdolizer April 20, 2015
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shifty

Word used to describe someone/something that's just...off. You can't put your finger on exactly what it is, but something about that person/thing is just disturbing/sketchy/suspicious/creepy/unsettling.
I don't think Janelle's innocent. I think she framed her roommate. She seems kinda shifty to me...
by *The Boss* November 26, 2009
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Shaftmaster

n./adj. A more euphonic synonym for Cockmaster.
"Shut your filthy hole, you ass-blasting shaftmaster!"
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Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.
Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.
by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010
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pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.
Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."
by Ali JTB October 11, 2005
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