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Season

To add salt, herbs, pepper, or other spices to food.
Season the meat so that it tastes better.
by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020
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turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them
I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !
by Poppinbody January 2, 2018
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Bursting at the seams

When a girl with a large ass wears clothing that is a bit too tight, resulting in the seams beginning to separate due to the pressure from the sizeable booty underneath.
"Damn bro, did you see Ella's ass tonight?"

"Yeah man, those skinny jeans are bursting at the seams!"
by BigDicktionary420 March 19, 2021
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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
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Cuffing Season

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck
by urbanspinch December 30, 2021
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Cincinatti Seasection

A sexual act when the guy is giving it, but not getting enough pleasureso he cuts open her abdomen with a small knife and whacks off inside.
guy 1: that sick perv gave allice a cincinatti seasection

guy 2: ewwwww! thats gross!
by chill_bro_27 February 22, 2009
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Open Season

When alll the girls you and your friends have a sexual intrest in and or dating become open for any random jobber to bone.
Dude, since its fuckin open season, I went and fucked the fuckin roast beef out of evan's women.
by Dan Maslanka May 13, 2005
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