potato famine 

The most influential rock act the world has ever seen. Hailing from sunny Terrigal on the N.S.W Central Coast. The band has played with artists and bands that include Foo Fighters, Bob Dylan, U2, Led Zeppelin just to name a few. The band consists of Bowza (the lead guitarist, lead vocals, song writer, front man and inspiration for the band). The Surge (bass). Bowza the 2nd (drums) and Tweek (rythymn guitar)

"Hey, i saw that band potato famine and you were right, they are the best band of all time and that singers body is to die for".

potato famine by bowza September 27, 2006

potato glove 

a plastic glove with a rough sandpapery surface used primarily to scrape peelings off of raw potatos. It's other lesser know application is self abuse by people traveling to the north woods who lock themselves inside their trailers all weekend to view low bandwith pron and potato glove themselves all weekend.

My brother came up to camp but ended up locked in his trailer all weekend with his laptop and his potato glove.

potato glove by The-Hawk September 29, 2009

Potato Chip Theory 

The event or thought of not being able to stop after doing something once. The name comes from the fact that almost no one can eat just one chip, they always want more.

(In Transfomers: The Revenge Of The Fallen) Optimus Prime to Megatron: "You'll never stop at one." Optimus Prime now has a solid understanding of the Potato Chip Theory

The Potato Chip Chip Theory explains why the villains in movies never stop with killing or suppressing one person.

Potato Chip Theory by Sir Hillington July 14, 2014

potato digger 

A group of groupies who are semi-attractive to very attractive who fall for the current teenage heartthrob.

Here is a hello to all you potato diggers.

potato digger by Shaggyjumpsuit June 19, 2016

Potato chip eating player 

A complete dumbass that's bad at everything and likes big hairy men.

That guy is a real potato chip eating player

Potato chip eating player by SkinnyP69 September 30, 2016

potato factor 

The scale on which you rate your computer's ability to do computer functions or play games. Usually something most of your friends in the PCMR forget to take into account.

Friend: "Dude, how are you rubber-banding in rocket league? You have a ping of 2?!"
You: "You've obviously forgotten the potato factor"

potato factor by ThisFuckerHasDefinitions December 13, 2016

Potato Relativity Theorem 

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.

Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.

Potato Relativity Theorem by Yubashiri December 16, 2016