platypus

code word for alcohol.

will platypus be provided at this fiesta?

by not importantx3. March 11, 2009

Platypus stain

A person who thinks themselves and their friends are "the shit" but are really quite rude and unliked by everyone except their group.

"You're such a platypus stain."

by notastain April 26, 2010

Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

Platypossum

The offspring of a platypus and a possum

holy crap that platypossum is insane!

by Awesome ninja face kicker June 3, 2011

platypus

a mammal that lays eggs

i saw a platypus in the river

by luvbugnbella March 2, 2015

Platyposse

A group (or posse) of Platypi. Usually solitary creatures, they call upon each other in times of bandits and bank robbing. Also called upon when damsels are in distress. Obviously Australian.

"Did you see that platyposse in the Outback?"
"Yes! The Melbourne Boys must be in town!"

by kaelside June 26, 2015

Platycorn

A Platycorn is a mythical creature with the lips of an obese platypus, the horn of a unicorn, and the body of a retarded goat. The Platycorn made its first appearance during an incredibly dirty game of drunken Pictionary.

Ivan tried to draw a goat, but he's an alcoholic who sucks at art, so instead he drew a Platycorn.

by Platycornicopius March 29, 2016