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Hypothetical Optimism

When someone tells you “things get better” but that isn’t really true. They say this because they have a hypothetical belief that you can have someone to help you get better.
1:Hey man, you have someone to talk to, trust me.
2:That’s hypothetical optimism because I have no one to talk to. I’m also lonely as fuck.
by whx November 19, 2023
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fiber optic cable

a way to express your love for someone. basically another word for i love you.
'fiber optic cable, bro."

"i fiber optic cable you too."
by amy is basically hajime November 21, 2023
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Fibre-Optic Cable Core

The art of repeating a particular part of a sentence or phrase for comedic value.

Often, you can misspell it for extra comedic value.
an example of Fibre-Optic Cable Core:

‘hello everybody my name is markiplier
‘market plier’
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz January 6, 2024
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Fibre Optic Cable Core

A kind of modern rendition of youtube poop, first started by @mbvlayne, this format involves non-sensical edits repeating words or sentences that invoke a sense of otherworldly or alien feeling in the viewer.
This genre also has other nicknames like noun posting and noun core.
someone: "i love fibre optic cable core it's so silly!"
by KingNitrusdaqueefius January 29, 2024
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Co-opted

divert to or use in a role different from the usual or original one
Hym "This ☝️ is what 'Co-opted' means in the context of what I said. That's what you're doing and YOU SAY YOU ARE DOING IT. In saying that 'The modern conceptualization of sanity as an internal quality is wrong.' You're effectively saying that the general consensus is wrong and that YOU are correct. That's called diverting to a role different from the original one. It marks a change in the conceptualization of sanity BROUGHT ON BY YOU SHIT-HEAD. God you motherfuckers are dumb! "
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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de-optimist

a word you tend to say when you forget the world pessimist.
Person 1: "Yea, he's a de-optimist about everything"
Person 2: "...Did you mean 'pessimist'? 'De-optimist' isn't a word
by Yell0w. April 15, 2024
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Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
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