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nerd-herding 

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.
"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."
nerd-herding by Mizg December 11, 2006
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Nerd Word 

A big word used in casual conversation that no one understands except maybe the user. 60% of the time the Nerd Word user is smart and KNOWS WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT and the other 40% of time it's used by an idiot who gets a random word out of the dictionary and then uses it to look smart.
Example 1:
Smart User- "I think the nomenclature of Windows is way easier than Mac. Don't you?"
Person- "Sorry,dumb it down. I can't understand Nerd Words."

Example 2:
Person- "I LOVE N'SYNC!!! Do you love them? I LOVE them."
Stupid User- " Yes. I believe they are very esoteric. I wish more bands were esoteric."
Person- "Do you even know what that means?"
Stupid User-

*Looks down at definition written on hand.*
"Only known by a few, not well known...Dammit"
Person- "Yeah, stop trying to use Nerd Words to look smarter."
Nerd Word by Sam's Cola July 21, 2010

Nerd Emoji 

The bane of every discord user’s existence. An emoji that represents a “nerd”. The appearance is a smiley face wearing glasses and 2 large buck teeth. Of course, it’s no surprise that this is used to harass the shit out of others.
User 1: I am broken. I am gutted. I will never have another friend like him. I love you so much Andy.
User 2: This man, nerd emoji react him 🤓
Nerd Emoji by ScarfedGoner November 20, 2022

Nerd Swagger 

An enhanced style of the traditional nerd that is quite potent in the social standings of today. A nerd that has obtained said swagger is endowed with substantial cred in otherwise "out of element" surroundings. This nerd is especially able to gain the looks and attention of women in many settings that the traditional nerd would not be able to garner. Showing a proficiency in many areas, this nerd is perceived to be "cool" and "hardly a nerd" to many.
1.Dang, the nerd has some serious swagger. He just walked into a biker club and made everybody in there understand what the formula is for finding the sum of integers, which would be S=N/2(A+B). maybe.

2.Guy 1: what the heck is nerd swagger?
Guy 2: oh well, you know how on the weekends Im always saying that I can't hang out because I'm busy?
Guy1: yea
Guy 2: well, I'm actually at home playing World of Warcraft and eating Doritos.
Guy 1: *GASP* duuuude that makes you a nerd!
Guy 2: yes, but my nerd swagger concelled this truth, until now.
Guy 1: so.... what happens now to our friendship?
Guy 2: simply this, I will push my nerd swagger to maximum and you won't remember a thing in about 5 seconds. Ready?
Guy 1: what the heck are talking about?
Guy 2: dude, lets go find some chicks.
Guy 1: I was just thinking about that bro, man your awesome. Far from a nerd like some people.
Guy 2: I sure am guy 1, I sure am.
Nerd Swagger by thatITguyTy March 20, 2011

Nerd Bro 

A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.
Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!

Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!

Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...

Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!

Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?

Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!
Nerd Bro by bxfella89 November 22, 2013

nerd love 

A friendly way to say goodbye to another engineer or other science related person that says "i feel your studying pain" all in two words.
Rachael, give me back my shirt.

Nerd love,
Preston
nerd love by Preston S. October 9, 2003