Nerd: "Yeah, the whole situation to me was weird because it reminded me of this episode of Star Trek the other day..."
Cool Kid: "Wait, what?"
Nerd: "Sorry about the nerd vomit."
Cool Kid: "Wait, what?"
Nerd: "Sorry about the nerd vomit."
by Wes D February 22, 2008
Get the nerd vomit mug.A modern nerd is someone that gets obsessively nerdy about things like technology and startups, but is also an athlete and social influencer.
He/she is an athlete on the outside but an introvert dedicated to lifelong learning on the inside.
Boom - That's a modern nerd!
He/she is an athlete on the outside but an introvert dedicated to lifelong learning on the inside.
Boom - That's a modern nerd!
by Bal Sieber May 24, 2018
Get the Modern Nerd mug.A girl or boy that when they take off their glasses or just with them all you realize you have been staring at your beautiful or handsome friend all along and that you have put a label on them and who knows maybe they like you..... but deep down they know they can never be with you because they are just a short, smart, nerdy girl who longs to be with you but know you don´t want them. So look at the average boy or girl nerd you will never know what you find till you truly see who they are and what they mean to you.
by I am a Beautiful Nerd December 2, 2019
Get the Beautiful Nerd mug.A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011
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by Nerd. December 31, 2007
Get the Nerd Shady mug.the unit of measure on how many wedgies, lockker stuffing incidents , stolen lunch money, etc. occur to a nerd in one day
his NLreached an all time high of 15
by asian September 8, 2003
Get the nerd level mug.A nerd wannabe is an ironic kind of person whose parents are usually doctors, lawyers, or CEO's but who claims to be super nerdy. Generally, this kind of person finds the phrase, "work hard, play hard" magnitizing, since he or she does not actually give a shit about being productive or innovative for its own sake. Nerd wannabes wear expensive clothes, act exclusively, and do whatever makes their college resume look better. At elite institutions, which exist at all levels of educational attainment in the US, they perform superiorly to many true nerds due to a host of invisible social advantages, originating with their circle of friends, their parents, and with other privileged people who generally favor them over, especially, a true nerd from a poor or rural area.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
They are probably invested in the nerd mythos for the promise of wealth and power, and the veneer also reduces the social tensions that would arise from other people finding out that nerd wannabes are not actually biologically superior. These strange imposters care little about working hard in order to learn, and they trade notes and cheat at every opportunity.
They are easy to identify. Look for a moderately sized group of high achievers with excellent social skills, where absolutely none of whom exhibit OCD, Aspergers, ADHD, etc, which might be a source of mutant intelligence for some true nerds. This group also rejects diversity as much as jocks. But not gay kids because that's not PC.
You had extra-marital sex at a night club last night? You are probably just a nerd wannabe. Nice Coach purse.
by Doc Shizze November 8, 2010
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