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Midget Tossing

The act of tossing a carp back into the water when it gets all squirly so not to harm it by dropping it on the ground or boat.
1. Raul call Frodo and lets go Midget Tossing. 2. I didn't want get slimed by that carp so I tossed his midget ass back into the water. 3. That midget looked cute until I tried to pick it up so I tossed I just tossed it.
by BentRodMedia October 24, 2011
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midget

often referred to as 'elfitis' midgets are defined as being vertically challenged and the center of most perverse porno films with low quality.
I just saw a 'midget' in a jar of jelly with 2 fat women
by reveal October 4, 2007
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Cougar Mange

This is the opposite of cougar maintenance. Someone with gray roots growing out, unwaxed brows and girly bits, bitten nails, etc. Not ready for the Hunt!
Oh no, Hope! We're going to that party tonight and you have Cougar Mange. You better get that business taken care of fast!

Can you believe that Kathie showed up here with Cougar Mange? Someone get her to the salon asap!
by kellybex December 14, 2009
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menge

I cant belive you ate that shit. its a menge!!!
by billy_goat_420 May 17, 2006
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FRIENDLESS MIDGET

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009
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Midget Dumping

The act of allowing a small person known as a midget to defacate on your chest.
"hey malachy, that midget is dumping on my chest"
"Well Ian, you do like a bit of midget dumping, dont you"
by lawboffin March 28, 2009
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Big Midget

somebody who is bigger than the average midget, but smaller than the average person
omg look its that Big Midget from Fold!!
by BM-Fold February 13, 2009
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