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Minty-proof

Something so simple that even a child can understand.
Bob: This manual is so Minty-proof.
John: I know, right? Even my kid can understand it.
by posu May 30, 2011
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Minty

A Minty is quite simply a statement made by an individual, often an offer of goods or services that is almost immediately retracted.

The origin is unknown as is the benefit to the individual doing the Minty. The backlash is often negative but like the boy who cried wolf, the inevitable is the Minty won't be taken serious
Mr X - Guys and gals, I am nipping out at lunch to buy some fizzy pop and an egg and onion sandwich. Would anyone like something from the coffee shop when I am out.

Office Colleagues - Awesome, flat whites all round.

Mr X - Off that, I am not getting you anything

Office Colleagues - You twat. He has only gone and got us with a Minty
by Baoooooooooooo September 27, 2011
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mintyish

the color of a super hot bitch's nails.
That Chelsey has some fine mintyish nails.
by Lollipop The Stripper September 24, 2011
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Mintable

When is both Mint and edible at the same time!
"Man that chick is mintable"
by rILeY hArO March 21, 2012
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minty titty

Smearing tooth paste on the nipples to create a euphoric high. Also known as "paste-ing."
Jenny was so messed up from her minty titty.
by Quinston P. L. October 17, 2012
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Minty Juney

A creamy, minty drink made by June Drabble around St. Patrick's Day. Its almost the same as a Rocky Ralph but with crushed mint leaves on top. Its one of the most delicious things you could ever drink. So if you want a good Irish drink that will make your sweetie go looney, get yourself a Minty Juney! And remember, June Drabble said so!
June: Hey Beatrice, you want a Minty Juney?

Beatrice: Sure! I've never had one. What is it?

June: Its a great drink I make around St. Patrick's Day. Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Bailey's Irish Cream, and crushed mint leaves. (June makes one)

Beatrice: Wow! This is soo creamy! I'm gonna have to make it for the other guys.

June: Sure, it'll make you think you hung the moon.

Beatrice: Here you go, sweetie. This is to us! The Minty Juney rules! (they clink their glasses) Slainta!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 2, 2012
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minty-est

This word defines a person as someone who is superior to everyone else. They're so unreal you can't even get on their level!
Jake and Nat are two of the minty-est kids around!
by Mint Baud December 8, 2013
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