jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007

Purple Jesus

Minnesota Vikings running back and future NFL Hall of Famer Adrian Peterson.

Man, did you see Purple Jesus shred that Bears D yesterday?

by PurpleJesus September 22, 2007

Jesus Boots

Sandals.(Use caution with Jesus in profane senses.)

Jesus boots are made for the summer more than spring or fall.

by Light Joker August 17, 2006

Urban Jesus

One who is spiritual, yet has a very attractive personality and/or good looks, is something of a genius, and is quite the romantic, may quailify for the title of urban jesus in your suburban area.

Awesome kid: Do you speak Bhukan!?
Urban Jesus: Yeah. Gahh Pridhh!
Awesome kid: What, you're gay!?
Urban Jesus: I'm dating Ashley Webber actually...
Awesome kid: Since when?
Urban Jesus: Now. Hey Ashley!

by The Urban Jesus September 26, 2009

jesus light

Crepuscular ray; twilight

A very nice shot of jesus light, captured a nice lighting effect through the clouds.

by Michael Chan January 5, 2008

Swedish Jesus

Technically, Opeth's lead vocalist, guitarist and songwriter, Mikael Åkerfeldt.

"After listening to Orchid, I feel blessed by Swedish Jesus."

by Ms.MT December 26, 2011

Jesus Freak

A true Jesus Freak is one whose life has been changed by the unfailing love of Jesus Christ. They spend time in his word and choose to live for him. They do not try to cram Jesus down your throat, but instead they simply try to show you the love of Christ by their actions and behaviors. They trust that God will do the rest.
(Note: True Jesus Freaks do not live this way as an act, they are genuine people.)

Nick is such a nice guy, it wouldn't surprise me if he is a Jesus Freak.

by HeckaBeats January 26, 2010