jonesed 

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

jonesed by cobra March 31, 2004

Tom Jones 

some singer dude that my dad threw his underwear at for a good laugh on a business trip, lol. True story! It was the night I was born, no joke.

Tom Jones was part of my birth story. xD

Tom Jones by Starchiiild Nirvana. August 9, 2009

Jones-n-it-up 

To drive around, with friends, aimlessly while attempting to find somthing to do.

Ben and his friends were jones-n-it-up Friday night before they got a call and were invited to a party

Jones-n-it-up by Matt May 13, 2005

jonethen 

He is a leach . He never goes away. HE thiks hes liked but realy hes hated.

Oh that guy is such a johethen he never goes away.

Everbody hates jonethen even thoug he thinks hes cool

jonethen by Sir Crop Dust June 3, 2008

joner

a joner is the bump in your jeans that looks like a boner also known as a genis

oh damn look at that joner it's bigger than yesterday

joner by chinchonlebichacha June 18, 2014

Mr. Jones 

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket

Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After

Mr. Jones by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

gethin jones

The term for someone who has a strong outward appearance of gayness.

To Jahan: "You are such a Gethin Jones"

gethin jones by Anna K McCarthy April 5, 2008