infinistache

A mustache which connects, either along the jawline or along the upper cheek, with the sideburns before continuing over the ears and around the back of the head. Note that the remainder of the head must be shaved to qualify as an infinistache.

He's not bald, he has an infinistache!

by Mikey-D November 5, 2009

infinitied

adj. (in-FIN-i-tahyd)
1. A win situation.
2. A result where everyone is tied for first place, thus everybody wins.

To our surprise, we were infinitied since the chips could be evenly divided amongst us.

by BaTycoon February 15, 2010

infinibum

A smoker who never buys their own cigarettes. They support their habit by constantly bumming smokes from their friends with the promise of returning the favor (Which will never happen).

Friend 1 : Hey man can i bum a smoke? I'll hit you up later.
Friend 2 : Man, the fuck you will, everyone knows your an infinibum!

by Zichlone April 3, 2010

infomercial zombie

When there is an infomercial and you cant help but to stare and looking like a zombie.

Causing the infomercial zombie effect

Friend 1- So the other day i was about to make out with this girl when i became an infomercial zombie.

Friend 2- Shouldnt have had the tv on

by nando92 July 27, 2010

Inflatable Exit

This is the opposite of a golden parachute. When someone has had enough of a job, freaks out and quits in a dramatic manner, a la Steven Slater, JetBlue flight attendant.

His employers were nuts; he didn't wait for the Golden Parachute and took the Inflatable Exit instead!

by fallegirl August 11, 2010

Infernocane

The impending hurricane season will bring about an infernocane- a hurricane laced with flaming oil from the BP oil spill in the Gulf.

That's not a hurricane... It's an infernocane.

by Lyllie J. June 5, 2010

Infants in a headlock

Used to describe a buxom woman, whose breasts resemble infants held under the arms.

Look at that, man. Katie has some infants in a headlock.

What?

I mean she's stacked, dude. Stacked.

by AbbieNormal July 8, 2010