heathed

Getting caught treating your dick as an amusement park with your motivation being your mother.

" Hey Dude, last night I got heathed by my girlfriend right when I was gonna blow my spunk".

by Phat Boys April 1, 2004

Heath Ledger

A complete Joker.

Would you ever stop clowning around. You're such a Heath Ledger

by Texas Tud February 22, 2011

Midwestern Healthy

A human found inhabiting the Midwestern states that are exceptionally overweight. They are often found wearing tight clothes that are outdated and brightly colored. Males have a tendency to display a shaven head and variety of facial hair styles. Females usually have a large hair display and often bleached. Both are found to enjoy generic cigarettes, fast food and cheep canned beer.

That fat bitch is midwestern healthy. cornbitch wife beater too fat to wear that

by cheek E monkee July 24, 2010

Heather

Usually an ugly slut that cant keep out of a guys pants. She thinks she is so cute and funny, but in all people talk smack behind her back. She wont amount to anything because she sleeps with everyone and then they reget her from any kind of long term relationship. She'll say shes wanting to stay single, but the truth is no one wants her.

That girl hitting on my boyfriend must be a heather, to bad he's mine.

by The winning girl October 22, 2011

Healthcare

Sexual innuendo for any sexual act.

Meet me in the bathroom for some healthcare.

An orgy is healthcare for everyone.

In order to get his job, Dan gave his interviewer some healthcare.

Some people don't agree with Obama's stance on healthcare.

by Guy Teip October 20, 2009

heathering

a verb used to describe when a person or car passes a car or larger group of people in a no pass zone. see also woopster, crashed car

I was heathering those cars so I could do the whoopster.

by roberto brown October 23, 2011

Heather Iona Lawson

My Best Friend.

Hey did you just see Heather Iona Lawson? she is pretty, funny and smart. She is "irreplaceable" to me. I value her more than pringles..and life itself! I just wanted to let her know.

by SPHRDLY November 18, 2011