A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
by Mark H April 6, 2005
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*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
*WARNING 66% OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE TAKEN THIS PILL HAVE DIED*
Military strength laxative, expolosive in nature, strong enough that even Chuck Norris Fears its name.
Tried only by three people, one was Alexander Litvenenko, who was given it by Russian FSB agents, and literally shat his hair off
The other two were un-named Lebanese men who tried the Lebanese Microwave, one shit out his own intestines, while the other was in a coma for almost a year and still cannot control his anal sphincter
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
Guy 2: Would you look at that
Guy3: What is it
Guy 2: that fool just took some Florida Fire-Hose (laxative)
Guy 3: Ah thats why his intestines are coating that wall, I thought he was just some eccentric modern artist
Guy 2: Oh no he's that too, and a fag
by Reverend Pope May 28, 2010
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by black flag June 7, 2004
Get the friendly fire mug.A proud and glorious nation in the Avatar: The Last Airbender series. The Fire Nation only tries to help other nations of the Avatar world move into the future but Water Tribesmen along with their mentally retarded minds cannot understand the benefits of Fire Nation hegemony which is why water tribesmen need to be killed off.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
The Fire Nation is always constantly under attacked by idiotic Water benders, internal communists like Iroh and Ursa, Maoist "Freedom Fighters", and avatars like Aang who could care less about "the balance" and only wish to spoon feed their Marxist agendas to people in the avatar world.
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Girl: Yeah Sex On Fire Is A Awsome Track Of KOL's New Album
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Only to be performed on special occasions.
Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Only to be performed on special occasions.
Can be done as a prank having the person being "honored" think they are going to blow out birthday candles;
opening their eyes to a fully lit Serbian Forest Fire.
Ben had been such a good friend to us all, Nik decided to honor him with a Serbian Forest Fire on his birthday.
Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.
Great luck for all! Let us dance!
Like a fireman, Ben blew out the whole thing in one breath.
Great luck for all! Let us dance!
by ComradeWinston November 16, 2010
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