crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

Ant Farm

A small farm that consists of small insects and clear gel.

nigga lemme see dat ant farm of yours.

by Redleader1346 September 3, 2018

Gweilo farm

A place where Gweilo's are taken to be harvested for meat, while their excessive fat is used to make soap. Similar to a Gulag, few Gweilo's make it out alive, which is good, because if they did survive they would likely attempt to re-colonize your country. It is for this reason that Gweilo farms are expanding as a major policy initiative of the East-Asian alliance.

Honey, looks like we're out of meat. I'll head down to the Gweilo farm to pick up some fresh meat for us. They're so much better and cheaper than Trader Joe's!

by Petro-Muranny September 13, 2025

Star Farm

A television show that has a history of guest starring future A-list celebrities.

Mickey Mouse Club was a Star Farm for Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, and Ryan Gosling

by Alchemist8918 January 4, 2018

farm-stand harvest

Refers to the pathetic practice of as few particularly-unscrupulous/selfish folks who go around to unattended produce-booths that typically pop up in late Summer and early Fall, carefully note which of the stands use unsecured "purely on the honor system" money-containers like screw-top canning-jars or snap-top coffee-cans, and then wait till late enough in the afternoon when the "unprotected" booths' cash-containers would logically be about the "most heavy with the day's fruit and therefore ripe for the plucking", but still a little while before the farmers would likely arrive back at their stands to close up shop and collect their money... the greedy light-fingered shysters then hastily empty out the containers into their own pockets and leave without anyone's being the wiser.

It's just too bad that you can't trust people nowadays with even fairly small amounts of cash laying around! Fruit/vegetable gardeners will do well to take steps to foil farm-stand harvesters --- one of the best ways is to n-e-v-e-r simply leave ordinary easily-opened/broken containers for legitimate customers to leave their money for purchasing the booth's produce --- instead you'll want to supply a "drop it in the slot"-based money-container, and have the container firmly/solidly fastened down so that it cannot be readily "lifted" and transported elsewhere to be forced open later. I would recommend a heavy-walled plywood or metal box with glue-covered countersink-embedded deck-screws or welded-together bolts that cannot simply be unscrewed, and have the box securely bolted to the farm-stand's main framing-timbers where it cannot be simply pried loose by hand.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often is a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold April 1, 2024