Forestwood MS

Fuckin band kids everywhere , wanna hang out with the 6th graders? They’re 4’2. Bunch of white kids and teachers that have no shit what they’re doing. Creepy ass dream stans
#foresthood

“Have you heard? Joe went to forestwood ms??”

“Damn I’ll be praying for joe”

by coffujellu October 4, 2021

the forestry

Term used by fools to describe the US Forest Service.

When did the forestry start carrying guns?

by tournado February 17, 2014

Karen Sue Barue-Forester

Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.

Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.

Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.

• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.

Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.

Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.

Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:

'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'

'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'

by Vesper47 January 8, 2021

forreston

small town of old people named for-rest-on the railroad... which doesnt go through town anymore.

that town is so forreston... where'd the railroad go?

by alwayzbored January 22, 2009

foreturd

skid marks and shit spackle that ends up on the frontal hemisphere of the toilet that could only arrive there by dislocated anus or extreme rectal explosions

yo dude get the toilet brush and scrub off this foreturd...how did you get it there anyway? Sittin on the toilet backwards?

by samir rimas November 20, 2010

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

Forescarf

A prominent fashion scarf worn around the neck that resembles the foreskin on a man's penis because it is more loose and bulky compared to the rest of the wearer's clothing, and because of the way that it conceals the entire neck and chest, and sometimes even part of the face. A forescarf usually has a color or texture that contrasts starkly with the rest of the wearer's outfit. A forescarf can be any scarf with the aforementioned characteristics, but an example of a forescarf is the "infinity scarf" popular in women's fashion clothing.

I didn't recognize her until she retracted her forescarf. She should keep her forescarf peeled back so that people know who she is.

by ÜberSasquatch October 27, 2013