The Eye of Sauron

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

eyes widen

A meme that came into popularity from a theodd1sout video. It's kind of a mockery of tween fanfic writers.

"My eyes widen so I can see his underwear in the dark trunk" - fanfic author
"Lmao!!" - everyone else

by awsumatid January 25, 2017

eye guzzling

to watch a streaming TV series, either several episodes or a complete season, usually in one sitting

He missed Breaking Bad when it was first on, and now he likes it so much that he's eye guzzling all of season 1

by livingatsealevel March 10, 2016

happy eyes

the best kind of eyes out there

She has happy eyes

by twerpderp April 13, 2016

Eye floaters

Those annoying little pieces of shit that dance around in your eyes like it's a goddamn nightclub, they also can cause panic and anxiety in some people (Myself included)

These fucking eye floaters are starting to piss me off

by TheWarHorse100 July 9, 2019

Menu Eyes

A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.

For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.

Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.

Waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Um no. Sorry, I had menu eyes.

by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019

bi-eyeing

Checking out someone of the same sex even though you're definitely not gay nor bisexual.

Female: the other day at the gym i saw a girl that was gorgeous and she had this AMAZING ass and i waited in the locker room for an extra 5 minutes hoping i would just "run into" her
Male: Wait, you're a lesbian?
Female: Nope, it was just absolutely perfect, no joke. I didn't even want to hit on her, i just wanted to tell her how beautiful alllll that was.
Male: Ah, so you were bi-eyeing her!
Female: EXACTLY!

by ValleyBreezer November 8, 2019