Browse Store Blog Discord

The new first words you see on Urban Dictionary. The last word is to stem from the fact that UD now has a Discord server.

Man, I'm bored.
(sees Browse Store Blog Discord)
Wait, UD has a Discord server now? Man, I am joining it right away.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2022

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

Nom Disc

A pizza. Called such for its delicious taste and disc shape.

There's a party going on at my place tonight, we're having nom disc and drinks.

by meowlnir August 21, 2018

Discord Mod

A 30 year old virgin that still lifes with his mother and simps for egirls or anime girls (also comparable to a coomer).
Sanctions (muting, banning, kicking) everyone that breaks the discord server rules in any kind of way or disrespectful in the discord mod's eyes.

10:21 random-user1: *sending a meme in #general*
10:21 discord mod: "NO MEMES IN #general !!!"
10:21 discord mod: "!mute @random-user 1h reason: sending memes in #general"
10:23 random-user2: "hey mod, that was just a funny meme, why are you muting him?"
10:23 discord mod: "are you DISRESPECTING ME?!?"
10:23 discord mod: "!mute @random-user2 7d reason: disrespecting the moderation"

by mr_silverhand March 19, 2021

Five finger discount

Stealing.

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Piss Disc

A prank, prevalent in college dorm rooms, in which the prankster urinates into a disc (such as a plate or frisbee) and freezes it in his/her refrigerator. After the urine is frozen, the perpetrator carefully removes the frozen disc from the container and slides it underneath a victims door. The piss subsequently melts and leaves a gargantuan mess.

"Dude, I heard Joey egged your car last night!"
"It's okay, I'm going to hit him with a piss disc later."

by Ginger_Asshole February 2, 2014

Gender-Discordant Relationship

A relationship where the partners are of different sexes and have to work across the gender divide. Gender-discordant relationships rate lower for camaraderie and higher for power disparities than gender-aligned relationships.

“If the state’s going to make me a felon just for terminating a pregnancy then I’m never risking another gender-discordant relationship again. It’s just not worth it,” Jenna said.

“I’m really glad Ken is dating David. The last time I saw him he was stuck in a gender-discordant relationship, and he was miserable. The hoops she made him jump through just to get a little sex were ridiculous.”

by Douglas Diabolus December 15, 2021