spearmint dick

This refers to the phallic shaped blob of toothpaste squirted onto your toothbrush after the cap was left off and the toothpaste developed a crust.

i love to give my mouth a thorough spearmint dick in the mornings.

ahhhh that fresh feel.

by rapunzabel September 15, 2016

Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.

-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"

by farmdicki March 8, 2011

dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

dodge dick

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole

Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me

by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019

curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.

Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.

by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011

dick drifting

When a girl who cant use her legs rides your dick

Damn man, stacy was dick drifting like a street racer

by PiperPickledPeter February 1, 2018

Dick Phase

The phase in which a person has reached the point in a relationship where it is acceptable to 'have the D'.

"Hey dude, Ashley and I have finally reached the Dick Phase.
"Nice one, bro!

by Smartestpersonever November 11, 2013