please reconnect controller

that annoying message you get on wireless controllers and broken wired controllers

Guy:
Holy shit, I'm gonna fc TFFAF.

Xbox 360:
Please reconnect controller

Guy reconnects controller in anger.

*Sound of missed note*
Noooooo.....

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome October 2, 2010

grape juice controller

Everyone has that one Xbox/PlayStation/Wii controller that has an excessively sticky button(s) because an idiot friend or obnoxious sibling spilled a sticky beverage upon the controller (usually grape juice).

Aw man! I have to use the Grape Juice Controller!

by YungTim January 8, 2012

booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce

A skill that requires intense concentration and years of experience. Those that have mastered it have the ability to party very hard without becoming overcome by the effects of the drugs consumed during said party.

Legend: Ted, I have mastered the art of booling out of control without getting lost in the sauce.
Ted: When should I schedule your parade?

by dardani May 26, 2018

self control

Not saying what you're really thinking, despite how emotionally rewarding it would be.

'You managed not to tell your future mother in law what a cunt she was being? Talk about self control.'

by Eremiru September 25, 2009

Smurf-Contra Affair

The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.

The Smurf-Contra Affair is ongoing so I have declined blueberry muffins since 1998.

by P. Kaltenbach January 13, 2008

damage control

1) a non-offensive way to say big fat lie

2) excuse to cover your ass when you get caught doing something that would surely cause you conflict

"his girlfriend found out he was lying when he said he never stayed with his ex, he said he never told her because it was damage control"

by way2intelligent April 3, 2010

control freak

1) One who seeks all control in a relationship; One who insists on making all decisions.

"Tonight, honey, we're having meatloaf, whether you like it or not."

by Foo November 16, 2003