fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Doughnut Challenge

The game where someone puts his erect penis through a doughnut hole with the goal of putting as many doughnuts on his penis as possible.

Come over, Joe is doing the doughnut challenge.

Joe- Yeah I got up to four on the doughnut challenge.
Jim- Weak sauce.

by irish1842 May 15, 2010

answer the call of nature

an evacuation of waste matter from the body.

Often described as:
Taking a piss or taking a shit

Bob: Excuse me I need to answer the call of nature.
*Bob gets up and walks away*
Jim: (to George) Where is Bob going?
George: To take a piss he said.
Jim: You sure he didn't mean take a shit
George: I could give a fuck less Jim.

by WizeKracker April 14, 2014

Callese

Interruptingly telling someone to shut up. In a loud deep obnoxious voice

Can also be "calle" for short.

"Dude last night i met..." - Josh
"CALLESE"- Andre

by jk345 September 28, 2008

Kylie Jenner Challenge

A challenge where a person puts a shot glass or any small container over their lips them sucks out all the air. They usually wait a 15-30seconds. The suction bruises and swells up their lips so they are big like the famous Kylie Jenner's. This challenge DOES damage your lips and the results have a 30% chance of becoming permanate.

The kylie jenner challenge made my lips huge!!

by juleyonce May 10, 2015

callahands

a hottie, likes lactose, lactose intolerant.

pronouns: she/they
has a crystal obsession

“have you heard of callahands?” “no shut up bitch. and please stop asking me these things.”

by hottiebaddielibbie June 22, 2021

Call

To predict something a while before it happens, and then be credited for it.

She called it long before I knew where it was going.

by Louise T January 6, 2009