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Cotton Candy Pimp

Same as Cotton-Candy Pimp.
Chris Pretti
by Zeke March 10, 2004
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milk carton

when a girl or guy is giving you oral sex when you ejaculate.push his or her head down on your penis show she spews semen and pukes.
man i gave debbie a milk carton last night.
by cory funk May 13, 2008
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cotton candy

To hook something onto a confection.
"What happened to your new coat?" Willy Wonka's wife said.

Sheepishly, Willy replied, "I got it cotton candy and it tore."
by fidificus April 30, 2003
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cotton picking hands

A racist slur for a thief that's directed towards a black individual or meant to insult someone as such.
Get your cotton picking hands off of that TV, boy!
by Mark Alfano July 3, 2015
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Cottoneyed

When your eyes dry up thus causing them to appear red and bloodshot. The term comes from the common smoking term cotton mouthed , which is when the smokers mouth dries up as if they were chewing on cotton balls.
Kind sir pass me the eye drop my eyes have become quite cottoneyed
by Veitnam VW August 31, 2013
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Masti'cation

Masti'cation is the best.
by Brandon Skinkis September 7, 2011
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the turtle is sniffing the cotton

A statement made when one urgently needs to take a large dump. This is a visual reference referring to a piece of feces (the turtle) hanging out of the rectum, and "sniffing" one's underpants. This can also can be used to describe the moments prior to soiling yourself.
Brad: "Hey Alice, let's go have sex!"
Alice: "Hell no, after eating that egg salad the turtle is sniffing the cotton"

Carl: "Forget the roller coaster guys, the turtle is sniffing the cotton"
by rimlover October 30, 2010
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