Cat and the Splat

Sticking "Thing One" and "Thing Two" into the mouth of the blindfolded female participant of an MMF threesome, and trying to climax before she can recite the entirety of Dr. Seuss' "Cat in the Hat" from memory.

"My throat is so sore!"

"Are you getting sick?"

"No, I played Cat and the Splat with my boyfriend and his friend last night. I kept forgetting how Cat in the Hat ended."

Cat and the Splat by DTP Dominos December 1, 2018

Cat Video

What every single woman in the world is watching right now.

I want to get sexy with my GF but she's more interested in watching those damn cat videos.

Cat Video by oceancats February 14, 2017

Cat Dripper 

A person that possesses some of the finest clothing in Roblox history. The topmost people in all of Roblox buy and wear Cat Drip, and you are one of the greats if you are wearing it.

Did you see that Cat Dripper over there? He is so cool!

Cat Dripper by Froot Shoot May 5, 2021

Cat Law 

Ever hear someone saying they’re “trapped” or “can’t move” because of their cat? Well, it’s simple. By cat law, you are not allowed to move if a cat is on you, no matter how small the body part is. If a cat is on you and comfortable, you cannot move. You also can’t move the cat. That is an evil act.

Don’t forget, you don’t own the cat. The cat owns you.

“Hey can you hang out today?”
“No, sorry. I’m binded by Cat Law. I can’t move man.”
“Oh dang. That’s unfortunate. Let me know when your cat moves.”
“Will do, catch you later.”

Cat Law by hhhhhhanon :) May 14, 2019

cat poop pussy 

When a woman lives in a house with a lot of cats and the cat litter boxes never get cleaned, permeating the air with the smell of cat shit, it causes the vagina and vulva to absorb the cat poop smell.

My friend stuck his fingers in my face when we were at the store
"Ugh!" I gasped, "What the fuck is that?"
"It's Melissa's vagina, I was fingering her."
"Damn, all those cats she has gave her cat poop pussy."

cat poop pussy by Nutzen YerMouf March 15, 2018

Cat Bliss 

The type of extreme and absolute happiness that is so simple it can only be reached by a cat

"I am so happy, the only thing that could make me happier is if I reached cat bliss."

Cat Bliss by hubercl September 11, 2009

cat distribution system 

When you're the chosen one by the universe and you are given a cat, usually a stray cat that appears out of the blue.

"I was just on break outside at work and this cat came and laid on my lap! Must be the cat distribution system"

cat distribution system by MrTeriyakiS February 20, 2023