A Belgian business Mega-Bullshiter passionate about new fake companies and narcissistic Urban Dictionary definitions.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
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Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
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Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
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He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
Ted: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
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