Apple Head

When you gift your significant other an apple product, and they give you the best head of your life.

“I just got my got my girl a MacBook Air” oh you goin get that apple head!”

by not a racist i promise March 2, 2020

mealy apple

a person of romantic interest with a pleasant outward appearance yet inwardly someone you can't move away from fast enough

Last night I went out with that hot guy from Nordstrom and was he a mealy apple.

by josie voe February 8, 2008

Apple Bomb

v. The act of opening finder on a MAC computer/laptop, selecting the applications folder, then:

1. Holding "command" followed by "A" selecting all applications in the folder.

2. Holding "command" followed by "O" opening all selected applications.

(continued holding of "control-O" is not necessary, but produces more devastating effects)

John's laptop was exposed, so i Apple Bombed him for annoying me yesterday.

by SyknEss 1 January 11, 2011

apple crumble

When you sprinkle pubes over your partners anus after cum comes pouring out.

I totally Apple crumbled my wife last night!!

by Anus pounder2170 April 16, 2014

Apple Sauce

The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.

"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."

by Drake1701 February 11, 2010

apple computer

crap; slow as fuck

My apple computer is still downloading a page from yesterday.

by Alexa July 2, 2003

apple computer

A weaksauce way of using a "computer."

Apple Computers lick ass!

by The Jinj July 3, 2003