Zombie Bacon 

A strip of bacon that has been left out for to long without being cooked, and has become disgusting. If eaten, will cause zombie like behavior in infected.

dude1:"Dude theres still some bacon left."
dude2:"Don't eat that man, its zombie bacon."
dude1:"Whatever."~eats bacon~"Moooaaaaannn!"
dude2:"I warned you."

Zombie Bacon by PD4peace October 20, 2010

Cooking bacon

Killing pigs (cops)

1.
Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.

2. Stitches - Fuck the police

I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue

3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?

4. Ill be cooking bacon.

Cooking bacon by Yambalaja May 18, 2016

taken bacon

someone who is taken

Wow Regan are you a single pringle or a taken bacon?

taken bacon by Chinesekfc December 16, 2016

Table Bacon 

The act of pushing a douche backwards while an accomplice is on their hands and knees, thus making the douche fall on their back and look like a jackass.

Did you see Mike and Tony Table Bacon that big head douche Jake. He looked like a total jackass.

Table Bacon by josh haner December 20, 2008

Knicker Bacon 

Wavy inner labia resembling two perfectly fried bacon strips joined at the top.

Melissa deftly straddled my face thrusting her hot and perfectly cooked knicker bacon over my chin, lips, and nose.

Knicker Bacon by Gapingredgroovie January 4, 2009

New Bacon-ings Burger 

A special name for a bacon burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the New Bacon-ings burger, it comes with bacon!"

New Bacon-ings Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

burnt bacon

a cop who is having a bad day and feels the need to make others miserable

I really didn't do anything illegal, it was just a case of burnt bacon.
-Court testimony

burnt bacon by Drezdyn February 22, 2004