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Black Day

A holiday exactly two months after Valentine's. Also known as Single's Awareness Day. Single people(usually teenagers) wear black.
"Did you know Black Day's tommorow?"
"Why? You single?"
by Jordyann April 4, 2008
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BlackWater Rich

A social class created by young, inexperienced mercenaries and security contractors. These temporarily wealthy individuals usually buy expensive military equipment/weapons or extravagant vacations. Neither of which are proportionate with their skill set or true earning power.
"Nigger Rich" buys a gold plated Desert Eagle and takes his vacations in Atlanta.

"Blackwater Rich" buys 2 camo-painted, .50 caliber sniper rifles, and owns a penthouse suite in Bangkok.
by Lonely Roamer January 8, 2009
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dreamgirl blackjack

A prank game invented by Zack Parsons and friends. It was later posted on SomethingAwful.Com. The objective of the game is appear as a dream girl on an online chat and begin to lay as many "cards" which include disturbing little facts that keep increasing in their level of disturbing until the other chatter leaves. The person who wins is the one who can lay as many cards until the other chatter leaves.
"Auron86: so what kind of music u like?

Heather: oh a little bit of everything

Auron86: lol havy metal?

Heather: awww that reminds me of my lil sis :(

Auron86: whats wrong???

Heather: she's just a little baby and last week she was sleeping in her crib and one of our ferrets got in the crib with her and chewed off her nose.

Auron86: OMG" ~Zack Parsons, Dreamgirl Blackjack Article on SomethingAwful.com
by Tsumagel May 8, 2010
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jacob black

Generally overlooked and under-appreciated character from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight series. Jacob is a Native American boy who discovers he is a werewolf in the second book of the series, New Moon. He is the best friend of Bella Swan and eventual rival for her affections. In fact, Bella falls in love with Jacob without realizing it and they would have probably been very happy together if her other love interest, Edward Cullen, had not been unnaturally saved from death decades ago. However, because his existence was prolonged via his turning into a vampire, and therefore made abnormally attractive, strong, &c. &c., he has interrupted the natural course of things (i.e. the true love of Jacob/Bella).

Jacob is easy going, quick with a smile and a joke, and sensible. He understands that Bella is her own person and doesn't try to keep her from doing what she wants. He knows Bella too well for that.
1) "He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun." -Jacob Black

2) "How can we be friends when we love each other like this?" - Bella Swan

3) "Because there was that smaller part of me - smaller, but getting louder and angrier every minute, screaming at the rest of me - that craved a different set of arms." - Bella Swan, when hugging Edward
by Cuteelf14 October 20, 2007
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black sabbath

cool band from back in the day which featured our favorite druggie, ozzy
Will you please welcome...BLACK SABBATH!

--some guy on the album "Live at Last"
by so freaking paranoid March 11, 2003
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Black Moon

One of the greatest rap groups of the 90's. Buckshot, 5ft, and DJ Evil Dee are Brothers who Lyrically Act and Combine Kickin Music Out Of Nations. Made a masterpiece called Enta Da Stage. Every song on the album is a fuckin banger. Came out with another album called Warzone which by the way was also a fuckin banger. Had to post something because i saw Black Moon wasnt gettin the props they deserve.
Real legit original gangster 1: yo you listen to Black Moon?
Real legit original gangster 2: ANY TING TEST MAN ME CLING TO ME GUN!
Real legit original gangster 1: Son get wrec....
by jbuck of the 36th chamber April 11, 2011
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Afghan Black

Its probably reasonable and pretty safe to assume that most teenagers have never smoked this before - but mention Afghan Black to experienced cannabis smokers aged around 40 and their little beady eyes just light up. Its considered by some to be more valuable than gold as it gives a stone like no other. Afghan Black is very soft and very playable.
Brace yourself, newbies... this stuff will put you down. I HIGHLY Recommend.
Dude, that Afghan Black shit fucked me hard I couldnt move. T'was super flame.
by Brian Elwin Haner Jr January 24, 2009
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