balls in a salad shooter

Same expression as balls in a vice-grip

I have been given the opportunity to go out with a cheerleader, but my girlfriend found out, looks like they really have my balls in a salad shooter.

by The Dalai Llama November 22, 2003

grow balls

Command to someone (not necessarily male) to show a bit of backbone.

Nicole's re-landscaped the lawn with forty different awkward pieces of sculpture and you're worried because she's threatening you with all kinds of bullshit if you don't mow it for her. For heaven's sake, Jimmy, grow balls!

by Fearman December 16, 2007

Old Sagging Balls (OSB)

Someone who is suffering from aging of the testicles or epidermis surrounding his "junk"

The doctor knew from looking at the man's Old Sagging Balls (OSB) that he was easily 85.

by junk in de trunk February 26, 2010

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

dick with no balls

(n) 1) A (usually Japanese) car with a mostly plastic exterior to give a fierce and aggressive look, however sadly lacking in engine power.
Often accompanied with a 4 cylinder or less engine, which is rated for
insane horsepower values at even more insane (and unsustainable) RPM values.
Torque is almost non-existant in these engines.
2) Generally, any person or object with flash and style, but lacking in substance.

'Yo, that's a hype car, man!'
'Naw, man - it's just a shiny Dick with no balls!'

by keyshaw May 4, 2004

dick n balls

a dick and 2 balls put together in a combination that boys have.

Me: hey, what about them dick n balls?
You: Yeah!

by booey thomas June 18, 2008

suck my balls

to cause a vacuum with ones mouth around the testicular sack (scrotum)

"would you like to suck mah baws?"

by Phil Clarke August 4, 2003