Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

albino

a very sweet guy, that pulls all dem egirls and is a slaying queen ong

"yo look at albino! he's so swag!" "ong, he like, eminates alpha energy"

by unfunnylad July 28, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is the most gayest and rudest boy you will ever meet and he always has a 1 inch.

Girl 1 'Did u hear what alfie did?'
Girl 2 ' Yea he was rude to his freind then touched his freinds dick'

by alfiehater101 July 30, 2022

Alfie Greenleaf

An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe

kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*

by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022

alfiesexual

If you are alfiesexual you like the ancient Alfie tribe and you want to suck Alfie’s off but the Alfies only let special people suck them off Alfies choose their hoes wisely while also wanting to fuck every man on earth

Joe: Look Arch is sucking Alfie off !

Josh: yeah I know arch is Alfiesexual

by kissingalfieisnotgay September 16, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is definitely a man that gives off big dick energy. He is gentle and kind but is a devil under the sheets. If you have an Alfie, keep him.

“Who is he? Do you see that thing poking out his joggers.”
“That’s ALFIE!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022

Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.

“Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”

by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022