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An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe
kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022
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